My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.