Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.