I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.