I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.