Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.