Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.