Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.