Television. That's where movies go when they die.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?