Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.