Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?