Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.