There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...