Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation