Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.