When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.