When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.