When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...