Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.