A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies