Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.