When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.