I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.