I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.