If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.