As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I can still chase women, only downhill
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.