A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.