Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands