Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.