Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.