It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.