It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.