It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.