It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.