When you get over 95, every day is your day.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.