Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.