Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

Please don't stand up on my account.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.