Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.