President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.