Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!