We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.