He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.