Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green