Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.