Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.