Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties