As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.