Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Please don't stand up on my account.