Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.