I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.