I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.