I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.