All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.