My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green