I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.