America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.