I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.