People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.