I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.