You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!