Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.