You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.