They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green