They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.