Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.