For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.