For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green