I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.