Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.