I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.