I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.