I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.