The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."