Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.