Television. That's where movies go when they die.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.