Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation