It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.