The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.