The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.