A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
I can still chase women, only downhill