Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.