The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
Bob HopeThere's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "
Bob HopeYou know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
Bob Hope