Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.