Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.