There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.