I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.