I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.