I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.