I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.