I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.