I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.