I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England