I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.