I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.