Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.