English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.