I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.