I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.