A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.