When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!