I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.