I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.