You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Lots of travel, away from home.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.