You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.