You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.