Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.