I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.