I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.