Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.