Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.