Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.