The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "