Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Bob HopeToday's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
Bob HopeSomebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
Bob HopeBing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
Bob Hope