I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.