I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.