It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.