It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.