Please don't stand up on my account.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.