It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.