There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we'll have her forever.