There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.