It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!