A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.