A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.