Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

I can still chase women, only downhill