Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.