If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.