Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.