Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.