Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.