Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.