You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties