No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.