If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.