No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

I can still chase women, only downhill

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.