Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.