All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

It gave dirty politics a bad name.