On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.